Wednesday, January 29, 2014

How to Achieve Inner Peace

I'm passing this on because it worked for me as my New Year's resolution.

A doctor on TV said that, in order to have inner peace in our lives, we 
should always finish things that we start. 
Since we all could use more calm in our hectic retired lives, I looked
around my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished. 
I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Pinot, a bodle of Baileys, a
butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. 
Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now. 

Sned this t all ur frenz who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.

Aussie Aussie